174. Everything Rhymes with Pee and Poo (Johnny Cash/White Stripes Study)

DAY ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-FOUR

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I would like to make public, before I go into a song about poo and pee (and since we’re talking about bodily functions and getting all personal anyway): I have Silent Acid Reflux Disease (what!? Disease!?) or LARYNGOPHARYNGEAL REFLUX.  It makes me wake up feeling horrible and makes me sick, sick, sick.  It’s also affecting my vocal chords which is stressful.  So, I am starting a new, scary, life-changing diet: I have to eat REALLY healthy!  Ahh!  No tortilla chips, fried food, acidic juices including orange juice, grapefruit juice (my favorite!), red meat, butter, chocolate (!?), cheese, eggs, caffeine, soda and PROCESSED SUGAR- NOOOOO!!! GOOD BYE GUMMIES!  FOREVER!!!

Good-bye!!!

Reference:

Johnny Cash’s genius and awesome song called – One Piece at a Time

White Stripes’ song – Hotel Yorba

(okay, maybe some Violent Femmes)

Emily’s Theory #344: Everything Rhymes with Poo and Pee.  Everything.  There is a huge list of things that rhyme with poo and pee.  You can even rhyme things that don’t seem to rhyme, for example: dog – pee – doggie; pomegranate – poo – pomegrantoo. Yes. True.

Emily’ Theory #2: Try to fit woo, hey, or yeah in as many songs as possible (within reason).

This is the second take, and I’m on my way out back home from Connecticut, so no need to be picky (Jonathan says not to be picky on a song about poo and pee.  I say it’s the one reason to be picky…)

I am having a frustrating time with this new mic I have recently acquired, so I apologize for the poor recording quality.  There are a million different settings on this thing, and I have yet to figure out how it works exactly.

Everything Rhymes with Pee and Poo

I was out on the lake, Lake Pocataupog

Lovin’ my  stay with my fine lookin’ dog

I was pleased I was there and wish you were too

Cause I’m rhyming with pee and I’m rhyming with poo

Out with my fine mercury 75

When out of the blue that mercury died

Middle of the water with nothing to do

So now I’m rhyming with pee and I’m rhyming with poo

Everything rhymes with pee and poo

Just give it a try, you can do it too

Everything rhymes with poo and pee

Just give it a try and you will see

Out there all alone just sittin’ on my ass

When a purring 3-6-0 cut through the glass

Drivin’ that boat – a fine red bikini

She’s got me rhyming with poo and rhyming with pee

Next thing I know we’re driving to shore

I ask her her name and she says, “What for?”

I say, “I sure like your boat and since mine’s out to sea,

Let’s do some rhyming with poo and rhyming with pee…”

Everything rhymes with pee and poo

Just give it a try, you can do it too

Everything rhymes with poo and pee

Just give it a try and you will see

Do shoe glue stew blue, flu, kung foo, two, chew, screw, clue, Kalamazoo

Everything rhymes with pee and poo

See, tree, flea, plea, key, bee, banshee, Bruce Lee, bourgeoisie and a hysterectomy

Everything rhymes with poo and pee

Everything rhymes with poo and pee

Everything rhymes with poo and pee

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